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 The Luminary Lunatic Ravings of Admiral Pluto Krozabeeep, Prime Minister of Eternal Combustion & the Director of the Ecclesiastical Absurdities Foundation...
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 Okay, so like here's the deal, Kidz....This whole Art Marketing Monster thing that Bruce's got. Is he really onto something or just blowin' a lotta smoke? I dunno...I useda think that he'd left his tofu in the oven a litle too long or had just been forgetting to take his meds...Now I'm not so sure... Especially since he's got that Peter Mars character in cahoots with him on this whole "Art Exposure to the Masses on the World Wide Web trip" they're always goin' on about lately. Maybe they really are onto something after all.

I mean, for me, it's pretty simple. Sure, I like cool art and yeah, I agree that folks oughtta buy art instead a alla the mass-produced crap they so often yearn for AND throw their hard-earned cash at. And sure, it's way cooler-gooder-better to fill our homes with the spiritual output of other individual humans 'cause they really DO relay to us the creative energy of the artist who made 'em.....It's that "ENERGY RADIATOR" thang that Bruce is always yappin' about.... And the fact that nearly all of the truly excellent artists really WANT as many people as possible to be able to afford their work is a pretty cool thing too.

But, Just for once, couldn't he just crank down the volume a little bit, maybe have a beer and relax, or, better still, get his lazy ass back into the studio and start pumpin' out "AssemBloids" again, so's the rest of us could get a little peace and quiet? I mean, I want the goofball to succeed as much as the next guy but let's remember, I haveta live here and be subjected to this endless ART-RANT prattle alla freakin' time! Enough already! Basta!

Okay; enough of this for now. Just get alla yer lazy butts over to ThirdStone and see what the lad's been up to....maybe then he'll settle down for a while... Lemme know whatcha's think 'bout all dis stuff okay?

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